Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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