how can u be prego again
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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