We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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