If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I came so hard my ears popped.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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