I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
