I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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