Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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