the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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