i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
