Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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