she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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