Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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