i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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