gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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