"it" just moved
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Boobs speak an international language.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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