Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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