Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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