So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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