Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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