i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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