They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I need to calm my uterus...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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