But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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