no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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