is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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