I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
