They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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