Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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