Just cropdusted the office
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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