respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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