I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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