Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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