Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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