I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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