Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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