No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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