We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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