So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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