i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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