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(609): View more from New Jersey

in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is

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(201): View more from New Jersey

She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.

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(607): View more from New York

Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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(254): View more from Texas

she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.

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(630): View more from Illinois

oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.

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(310): View more from California

NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT

(310): View more from California

NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS

(310): View more from California

NOTHING

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(925): View more from California

are you still alive?

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no.

(925): View more from California

i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone

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