But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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