I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Randomize
