Grow some girl-balls and come out already
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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