areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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