The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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