What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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