so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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