This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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