This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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