i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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