I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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