So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he shaved USA in his pubs
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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