some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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