YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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