He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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