this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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